I have found a new game.

max-hp:

But what if they do?

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They’ve done worse for less before.

Oh come on, relax! Lighten up!

We don’t have to be scared all the damn time.

(Source: supergavcolt)

I have found a new game.

max-hp:

You’re going to get yourself hurt doing that…

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Nah, they’re not going to hit me for walking like an idiot.

I’m making the best of a bad situation.

(Source: supergavcolt)

I have found a new game.

Walking like this by the guards for as long as you can before they tell you to piss off and chase you away.

My record is six.

Hi.

max-hp:

I hope you got a big trophy for it.

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Not a physical one but I did feel pretty good about it.

Hi.

max-hp:

It did not.

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It did too. Swear to god.

I’m not proud of it…okay maybe I am.

Hi.

max-hp:

I know.

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[jokingly] Nice ass.

Best Ass in all of England. Its won awards.

It actually has you know…Sexiest Ass 2009 from some American women’s magazine.

Hi.

max-hp:

What face?

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That face! Fine, fine, you are the fairest in all the land!

Hi.

max-hp:

Are you sure?

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Don’t give me that face…stop it…stop…

Hi.

max-hp:

Prettier than me?

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Well I didn’t want to say anything buuuuut….

Hi.

max-hp:

Not by a lot. I was just teasing the first time. Only by an inch or so. I don’t know, it’s probably only noticeable to me.

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I can’t really remember him…but I’m sure he’s beautiful.